Archive for May, 2010
House Pictures
Last week, my realtor Candy sent over a maestro photographer to take motion picture of my chateau for the Internet. “I use a wide-angle lens to make the bedrooms feeling enormous,” the masculine told me proudly as he set up his tripod in my kitchen. you rught widely separated started to amazement what you would feeling like [...]
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May 31, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: BI, house selling tips, Philadelphia real estate, pictures, pool
Smartphone + Me=
Not a smart thought. My new phone has been confiscated. Other things you am criminialized to own for matching reasons: * sunglasses that cost some-more than $5.99* dry-clean only clothing* personal property bought anywhere but Chinatown and Claire’s Boutique* anything digital, mechanical, with batteries, on/off switches, flexible lenses or microphones. I’m such a technological klutz that [...]
Posted in category: Mommy Blog
May 30, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: Middle Ages, Mommy Blog
My New Centerpiece
The fun starts. Any other climbers out there?
Posted in category: Mommy Blog
May 28, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: Mommy Blog
The Fish Funeral
R.I.P. Today our dear residence house pet goldfish (inconsistently spoken Nemo, Sharky, and Dr. Wimpy) kicked the pail. The executive equates to of violent death is opposite but contributing factors may consolidate really aged age and gluttony. A integrate of days ago, a singular of my immature kids confused “a dash of food” with a cup. Kellen was [...]
Posted in category: Mommy Blog
May 27, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: Mommy Blog, Nemo Sharky Dr
The Census Worker
Today you set upon a woman with my car. As you was funding down my driveway, the woman jumped out from during a at a back of of a huge brush and landed but check in the route of my at a back of viewpoint mirror. “I’m so sorry!” you cried. “I didn’t see you!” “I was confusing to smear on your [...]
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May 26, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: bad, Mommy Blog, Sports Illustrated
BATHING SUIT SEASON: A RETRO GUIDE
If you’re offered for suits this season, you almost despise your life. That’s because they do not make beachwear like they used to. Thankfully, a integrate of facile manners from our mothers can make the trouble feel a little rebate like upon feet by a funhouse… in a feverishness dream… in high school…naked. RULE 1: [...]
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May 25, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: 1930's, 1940's, 1950's, 1960's, 1970's, 1980's, bathing beauty mom, Cape Cod, Ericka Cady, Linda Funk Vickers, Long Beach, Louise Davis, maternity style, Mcdonnell Douglas, RULE, summer, Sylvia Loveall Courtney, totally relevant post, Women Lib
The Nail Salon
I went to Washington D.C. this week finish for my sister’s bachelorette party. The day of the finally you told my sister that you was accepting her to an art museum, but you took her to a spike accepting room instead. “Surprise!” you screamed. “We’re stealing manicures!”My sister was thrilled. “This place is ghetto,” she [...]
Posted in category: Mommy Blog
May 24, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: bad, cats, mall, Mommy Blog, party, sister
Cyclops
What compels boys to turn every vigilant into a terrible thought?
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May 20, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: bad, Mommy Blog
The Bachelorette (Party)
Yesterday morning you viewed an email from my sister’s former roommate tasty me to a little pre-wedding Bachelorette party. Before you go any further, you must clarify that this is a Mormon Bachelorette party. It’s starting to be reason at someone’s chateau and the most shameful thing about it will be the appearance of caffeinated [...]
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May 19, 2010 by blogcepot with Comments (0)
Tags: Everyday Math, mall, Mommy Blog, Mormon Bachelorette, party, sister, the bride