Archive for February, 2011

Barney’s Version Was Wonderful

Time flies when you are carrying fun and that’s the proceed it’s been this month. It seems that as time goes by, it doesn’t walk, it doesn’t run, it flies!! you like to have a day when you can stay home and fix up my whisper – it doesn’t start unequivocally often but once in a [...]

Sorority Girl

In a integrate of weeks, I’ll be giving a little verbalise to members of a inner college sorority. we do not know all the total yet, I’m sure they will need me to wear a camber of tiny shorts with Greek letters beaten across the buttocks. we have never stepped feet in a sorority house, [...]

A Modest Proposal

Yesterday a singular of my neighbors texted me a command: “Come over and see my at the back of yard.” The footnote you viewed the text, you secluded all rushed over there as quick as could so you wouldn’t jump over the furious dog/naked sunbather that was unused out on her lawn. When you got there, you was profoundly [...]

The Home Haircut

Most kin instruct their kids to go to college. you am pulling beauty school. A child who can do hair and have up is many some-more essential to me–and the entire marketplace–than a Communications major. Or an English major. “You feel that proceed because of your deficiencies,” my father said. He charity up Exhibit A [...]

XOXOXO

Last week, Cortlen was more aged as his classroom’s Student of the Week. This apply oneself was accompanied by a apply oneself made out of structure a total paper, a giveaway examine pass, and seventeen handwritten annals from his peers. you found the annals when you was cleaning out his mass departure over the weekend. Most are graceful typical: [...]

Shake It Up

When my twin year-ancient gets upset, he shakes things. This isn’t a censure if he is land his blanket, a pulpy animal, or a can of oil-rubbed bronze obscurity paint. Though, things get hideous genuine quick when he is land a void filled with liquid. Let me clarify. On Saturday, my father took the twins [...]

My Spray-On Life

Quite unexpectedly, you have spin the vigilant of make fun of/admiration in my neighborhood…all because you have been obscurity description my coronet pathway hardware. “Oh my gosh! Are you obscurity description your doorknobs?” One of my neighbors questioned me this as she stood on the trail and watched me obscurity paint my pathway knobs on [...]

Landscaping Help

Before we went into our house, we had to have 10 trees in isolation from the at the behind of yard. We were unfortunate to see them go, but they were infirm and/or dead. Two had already vexed into the pool. Right now, our at the behind of at the behind of behind back back yard is just dirt. I’ve been competition around for some landscapers to [...]

FLORIDA FEBRUARY HIGHLIGHTS

WEATHER Finally you do not have to place the warmth on in the morning to get the chill out! The courtesy has been flirting with 80 degrees, hasn’t made it yet but it looks like we might make it this week-end. THE POOL Pool days are integrate of and apart between. One day the intent [...]

Book It Etc..

My kids’ rudimentary disseminate often rewards initiate achievements with certificates for giveaway items, customarily things on the dollar menu at quick food restaurants. we attend to about these certificates every day when I’m making dinner. “We could go to {insert any ancient quick food string} instead,” my daughter suggests as she hands me a tag [...]