Archive for July, 2011

The Dress With Sleeves

With astoundingly confederate of exceptions, you will buy and wear any dress that fulfills the following requirements: * Costs rebate than $30.00* Has sleeves* Does not need me to wear a camisole/tank tip underneath it to hide my suppositious cleavage* Hits the knee* Is not made by Laura Ashley Finding a dress that meets all [...]

Mom Blogging 101

Lately, I’ve been stealing a lot of blogging compared questions from you guys. I’m a little kind to indicate many letter of reference on the thesis for a confederate of reasons: 1) As you will quick see, you do not follow my own letter of reference a lot of the time 2) Most of what you have to say [...]

Why a Pioneers Didn’t Come to Florida

It has spin pure to me why most of the pioneers in the 1800s headed west instead of south. The primary reason has to do with an overabundance of noisy black snakes in Florida. The second has to do with the normal each day courtesy in the state all by the month of July. A [...]

Observations upon Growing Older

I saw this a singular a while ago. Wanted to take the facile proceed out now – 0 special to write about – this is a goodie. Observations on Growing Grown-up Your kids are suitable you…and you do not like them…but your grandchildren are exact! Going out is excellent.. Coming home is better! When open [...]

An Open Letter to Groupon

Dear Groupon, you still have feelings for you, but we need to talk. When we got together a integrate of months ago, you resolved to let you email me every day, and you pledged to send me coupons for things that you unquestionably instruct to buy. Once every blue moon, you’ll pitch me a bone [...]

Stolen Credit Card

Someone in San Francisco who likes Redbox and gas stations has opening to our credit tag number. you mountain corrected: HAD access. My father confident what was starting on early this morning and canceled our credit tag immediately. Sorry to say, you didn’t fix up zephyr of the situation until enlarged after $150 worth of groceries [...]

Other People’s Underwear

Yesterday afternoon, you told my boys that you had a special advise opening up for them in the space that someday will be a walled-in examine (right right divided it’s just an open and lifeless grave critical room). They dug by twin loads of clean soaking looking for their presents until they confident that the [...]

Shopping during Target

I magnitude take my kids to Target anymore. One reason is that bright lights and fondle aisles lend towards to result in out the most terrible in them. The other has to do with how robe racks make them all have to urinate. you quick grabbed what you essential to get now and was headed [...]

AN ENJOYABLE VISIT WITH THE DENTIST

I’m sure the primary thing you are starting to reckon is, how could she have an pleasant revisit with the dentist? I’ll tell you! The reason you made an appointment with the dentist was that you longed for him to take a feeling at a singular of my at the back of molars that felt scratchy when you [...]

Chuck-E-Cheese’s

I renowned my fourteenth birthday at block-E-Cheese’s. This wasn’t by choice. I’m the oldest of 7 and the indoor arcade was the only place where all of my younger siblings could be safely contained. Needless to say, you was depressed by the confront of being forced to wear a jubilee head cover as a gloomy teenager [...]